March 2012
glee fandom: ugh glee is on a two month hiatus AGAIN
doctor who fandom: lol
sherlock fandom: ha ha
sherlock fandom: ha
sherlock fandom: ha
sherlock fandom: cute
#and then there is the harry potter fandom
harry potter fandom: fuck it all im dead inside
msmommabosco:
When I place my legs in a cage of spandex
I dance like hell to release the madness
I just realized something
viciously-motivated-paralytic:
In the Haruhi Suzumiya series, the known members/affiliates of the mysterious Organization are: Sonou Mori Itsuki Koizumi Arakawa-san Keiichi Tamaru Yutaka Tamaru Mor-I-Ar-T-Y.
Reblogging again because holy fuck.
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
nucleur:
beyoncebeytwice:
my butt hurts
her too
pregnat:
if ur not in love with me ur doing it wrong
{More seductive than thou}
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
yonkobe asked: *builds a small pillow fort in your askbox*
“that shit cray”
– a professional marine biologist specializing in the identification of crustaceans (via envyadams)
textposter:
All Dogs Go To Heaven 3: Even The Gay Ones
Reblog if I'm allowed to go in your inbox & be...
pastelwatermelonskies:
neon-noir:
Hell yes.
I wanna be best friends with everyone ; u ;
Friendsssssss
assortedstufffuckyeah:
obscurebside:
monday
tuesday
wednesday
thursday
friday
saturday
sunday
i laughed harder at this than i ought to have
If you LOVE MY LITTLE PONY
yf222:
AND YOUR NOT AFRAID TO SHOUT IT OUT GIVE ME A BROHOOF AND PASS THIS ON SPREAD YOUR PRIDE
rodentistry asked: we have the same birthday! (I saw the "what does your birthday say about you" post haha. I'm not thaaaat creepy) in case you wanted to know lol
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I went to TV Tropes to see what tropes apply to...
Kuudere
Tsundere (Dere type)
Brainy Brunette
She’s Got Legs
Fake American (Subverted, because people only think I’m originally from Canada, Australia, Russia, Asia, etc.)
Unreliable Narrator (I see things how I like to see them…)
Deadpan Snarker/Little Miss Snarker (Today, this girl was complaining about losing her favorite pencil, and I replied with a flawless...
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum sends an innocent text message to his mother and autocorrect makes it say something racy.
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Brb, TvTropes.
I wanna make a list of tropes that apply to me.
I suggest you do the same, fair followers.
