muutie:

auspisstice:

cyberdepressed:

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

i

your name is VAGINA SCHOOL and you really FUCKING HATE PERIODS

(Source: madfawn, via hey-scourge-sister)

cyberthug13:

girl: Hey

me: sup

girl: sup

me: enough small talk 

(via waywardchappy)

rabioheab:

imagine a new born baby named grandma

(via waywardchappy)

thethrillofit:

im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president 

(via waywardchappy)

snarg:

little-sound:

snarg:

its all fun and games until you fall in love with someone via internet 

and they don’t feel the same way because you’re 12 and they’re not 12 and also they’re a musician and they write and release a song about it and it haunts you for forever yeah worst

(via waywardchappy)

icanbarelyspeak:

not-thefunniestblog:

if kate middleton doesn’t present the baby to the world from her balcony the same way rafiki presented simba they are doing it wrong

when Michael Jackson did that people got really mad

(via waywardchappy)

a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:

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(Source: 270293, via hey-scourge-sister)

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

oh

(via midnightamour-deactivated201305)