plot twist: the person actually thinks you stole your shoelaces from the president. they call the cops and you get arrested
i like old tumblr because there aren’t a ton of unnecessary buttons like facebook and stuff
but guess what
they changed it because fuck you
why this happen i want to crawl into my dresser drawer and not come out
when i first joined tumblr it was reminiscent of the first shot of the Haruhi Suzumiya opening with like the chimes and everything seriously tumblr reached out and i grabbed it and everything was beautiful
an au where all of my tumblr friends and i go to a nice school with cute uniforms and we all gossip and fangirl and are kawaii together it’d be like lucky star or something
Here’s an idea for a new sitcom: Special Snoflaek has zero friends, but she can’t see the haters because she’s famous on the internet. She’s got twenty whole followers. Join her on her wacky internet hijinks as she disses Facebook 24/7, misspells a shit load of words, and makes her blog her diary!
“So relatable. I’m a Tumblr girl and I tell my friends to make Tumblrs and OMG TUMBLR=LIFE” — The Annoying Girl Post
“The fuck” — Fangirl Weekly
“Snoflaek’s so quirky I wanna be her” — Wannabe Hipster Monthly
When girls with Tumblrs think that we’re better than/we are 4Chan.
We’re not 4Chan. They have Anonymous. We just have Anons. The only thing those have in common is that they are faceless, unless you count the Vendetta mask as Anonymous’ symbol. Even then, Tumblr thinks that they can use that for Tumblr…
Am I Tumbling right, you guise? :B
I thought about this during the internet censor week, I shoulda said it lmao
along with Michael Jackson themed parties
my god that sounds sooooooooooo nice!!
can i please go there!
And orgies? you know we’re all horny here lol
Yesssss We are always Horny
Gets me all misty-eyed.
is the only place where you can post pictures of random things you like and become famous. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.