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lolinepeta:

for the people who are beta testing the new tumblr layout

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YOU MEAN IT’S NOT A THING EVERYBODY’S GOT????!?!?!?!?!?!

I WANT OLD TUMBLR BACK

(Source: loliconprince, via defeated)

plot twist: the person actually thinks you stole your shoelaces from the president. they call the cops and you get arrested

i like old tumblr because there aren’t a ton of unnecessary buttons like facebook and stuff

but guess what

they changed it because fuck you

why this happen i want to crawl into my dresser drawer and not come out

when i first joined tumblr it was reminiscent of the first shot of the Haruhi Suzumiya opening with like the chimes and everything seriously tumblr reached out and i grabbed it and everything was beautiful

an au where all of my tumblr friends and i go to a nice school with cute uniforms and we all gossip and fangirl and are kawaii together it’d be like lucky star or something

My Tumblr Lief

Here’s an idea for a new sitcom: Special Snoflaek has zero friends, but she can’t see the haters because she’s famous on the internet. She’s got twenty whole followers. Join her on her wacky internet hijinks as she disses Facebook 24/7, misspells a shit load of words, and makes her blog her diary!

“So relatable. I’m a Tumblr girl and I tell my friends to make Tumblrs and OMG TUMBLR=LIFE” — The Annoying Girl Post

“The fuck” — Fangirl Weekly

“Snoflaek’s so quirky I wanna be her” — Wannabe Hipster Monthly

I hate it

When girls with Tumblrs think that we’re better than/we are 4Chan.

We’re not 4Chan. They have Anonymous. We just have Anons. The only thing those have in common is that they are faceless, unless you count the Vendetta mask as Anonymous’ symbol. Even then, Tumblr thinks that they can use that for Tumblr…

I got on Tumblr this morning, and…

HO SHIT.

Am I Tumbling right, you guise? :B

I think tumblr should buy a country so all of us can relocate there permanently. It’ll have nation-wide free wireless internet. We can live in houses according to blog categories and we’ll stalk the good looking people on tumblr from an awkward distance. The only foods on our diet will be pizza and nutella. And we’ll all have a gazillion cats who dance. Of course, a HP Marathon once a week with the regular Misfits and Spongebob. Unicorns will be our chosen form of transportation. At tumblrland, we’ll embrace each others’ awkwardness and best of all, our humors will finally be properly appreciated. And we’ll all be forever alone, together.

wasted-insanity:

letscreate-a-story:

alexbelvocal:

vannahj:

levanita:

2sexy2beunhealthy:

preetylittlebitch:

 along with Michael Jackson themed parties

my god that sounds sooooooooooo nice!! 

can i please go there! 

And orgies? you know we’re all horny here lol

I thought about this during the internet censor week, I shoulda said it lmao

Yesssss We are always Horny

Must.Happen.Now!

Gets me all misty-eyed.

(Source: fatpeoplemakemehappy, via wheretroublesmeltlikelemondr0ps)

Tumblr

is the only place where you can post pictures of random things you like and become famous. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.